10 Reasons Not To Piss Off Your IT Department

10. They have powers only dreamed of by mere users.
09. They have killed millions of people, albeit in the virtual world but they might snap.
08. They can read all of your email, even if they say they can’t.
07. They have a log of all your IM messages; you don’t want those sent out to the world.
06. They can post your personal contact information on the Company Website, you will never get a moments peace.
05. They Have Access to the HR computer, they know what you make, enough said.
04. They can change your account to only work on odd number hours making your productivity die.
03. They know where all the MP3’s are buried.
02. See if they answer your call next time you open an attachment and are then bombarded with porn ads.
01. You Can’t Work Without Them

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