WE LOVE MULLETS, THEY MAKE US SMILE,

TO SEE A MULLET, WE’D WALK A MILE,

THE WORKDAY GOES FASTER AND IS HAPPIER BY FAR,

WHEN WE TALK ABOUT MULLETS WE’VE SEEN FROM OUR CAR.

WE SEE THEM IN THE MALL, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE,

IN ALL LENGTHS AND SIZES, FROM NARROW TO WIDE.

WE SEE THEM IN BARS, ATTRACTING THE BABES,

WE SEE THEM IN TRUCKS, WORKING IN THE TRADES.

MULLETS ARE GLORIOUS WHEN THEY BLOW IN THE BREEZE,

WOULDN’T A MULLET LOOK GREAT ON GUY ON A TRAPEZE!

MULLETS ARE FUN, AND WE ALL KNOW IT TOO,

IF SADDAM HAD A MULLET, WORLD PEACE WOULD ENSUE..

SO MULLETS ARE US, WE TRULY EXCLAIM,

FOR WE LOVE THE HAIRCUT WITH THE FUNNY NAME!

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“My Mirror”

When I look in the mirror

What do I see?

I see me and my mullet smiling back at me

Nothing can compare

To running your fingers through my greasy long hair

It’s short in the front

Yet long in the back

M U L L E T S

Mullets.. Mullets.. Yes. Yes. Yes.

The Mullet will rock on.

– Jim G.

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Mel Gibson
Lethal Mullet

Andrew Ridgeley & George Michael
Wake me up before you mullet

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